Wednesday, February 20, 2008

hollywood casual?

wtf is this?
who makes this up?
please, tell me..
what the hell is hollywood casual?

Im so perplexed.

I recently saw a flyer for a new party in my area, the dress code enforced is
"HOLLYWOOD CASUAL"

WTF AM I MEANT TO WEAR TO THIS PLACE?





Is this acceptable?


Peace & Love.


4 comments:

gabe said...

Hollywood casual dresscode is to make sure you have at least 5 of 10 things covered;
1. Show skin
2. Breasts are 80% exposed
3. Face looks pretty, but evident that you are under the influence
4. No underwear
5. Drug paraphenelia must be present in your purse/bag/pocket
6. Wear ridiculously outpriced designer clothing
7. Wear ridiculously outpriced designer Jewlery
8. Show up with another hollywood casually dressed partner
9. Demonstrate public affection with your hollywood casually dressed partner
10. Show more skin

Alon said...

I just lol'ed my face off at gabes comment. As long as you dont try to make yourself look like paris hilton that dress is probably acceptable. But .... who the fuck would wear britneys outfit.... ever? black lingerie and fishnet leggings? get tha fuuuhk outta heeeeere..

again ... lol. You can always go with the assless latex pants christina aguilera wore in her "dirty" video.

Bana Boogie said...

ASSLESS, ahhahahahah. i love it.

I NEED SOME ASSLESS PANTS.

Derek said...

i'm sorry gabe but you missed out on one important thing regarding article number 5:

the coke ring around the nose.

(it never goes out of style.)